Second of all, I'm still not a twilight fan...

...but I'm so loving this girl's version of Twilight:

Twilight in Fifteen Minutes

The Lunchroom of Destiny

[So Bella actually makes friends and if she bitches about them at least we don't hear it. And then the Cullen "foster kids" slooooo-mooooo in, not eating and not talking to anyone else and totally coupled up together all wearing their Very Very Special Cullen Crest Heraldic Jewelry. No wonder everyone at school hates them. ~*ROLL CALL!*~ Rosalie, the bitchy blonde! Emmett, the meathead jock! Alice, who twirls! Jasper, who looks pained!]

[And then... enter Edward.]

EDWARD: *Jaaaaaaames Deaaaaaaans*

MIKE: Hey Bella, you want me to walk with you to biology?

BELLA: I'm sorry, you exist?


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She also has a version of Wanted. But my favorite is still Troy.


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Btw, btw, btw, si R-Patt hindi naliligo!!! OMG. Mac, naalala mo ang foreign cutie sa Shangri la film fest 48 years ago (when we were still living in Casa Ghetto) na katabi ko that we rated Limang Safeguard? Ano kaya ang Safeguard Rating (we have to trademark this hehe) ni R-Patt/Edward? Discuss.

Starved.

It's been two weeks since I read or even held a book. I'm slowly dying. The nearest bookstore is a plane ride away. Libraries here are non-existent. Reading books online is just giving a tablespoonful of water to a man dying of thirst.

I miss doing my small game of smelling a book to guess if whether it was printed in the US or the UK. I miss reading a page or two of a current favorite before falling asleep. I miss my old self.