I have always held the belief that the main difference between dogs and cats is in their way of copulating.
Dogs do it in the middle of the street but do it quietly. Nakikita mo pero wala kang marinig. On the other hand, cats are the noisiest fuckers but you don’t see them. Di mo nga nakita pero ang ingay naman.
Today. Noontime. I saw cats doing it on the sidewalk. Without a sound from either one.
Parang something fundamental about my universe changed, like the moment I knew that Santa doesn’t exist. If mamaya makita ko ang Loch Ness monster sa canal, di na ako magugulat.
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I know! First time in my 25 (+6) years of existence I saw that. I had to look away hahahaha. Scandale!
list of things we saw while walking:
1) hello kitty garage store
2) manong old man wearing stockings/tights, with tote bag and multicolored umbrella
3) the fucking cats
good omens?
too late for a good omen. may nanalo na sa lotto. try jueteng :D
true true. pero hindi ako masyado nasayangan sa lotto kasi ang mga numbers na balak ko itaya, hindi naman lumabas. maybe i'll try looking for a rich sugar daddy hahaha
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